From the monthly archives:

May 2005

Lifetime Boycotts

5/30/2005

  • Edy’s / Dreyer’s Ice Cream
  • Starbucks (retail outlets only)
  • Star Wars: Episode III
  • NEW: Cingular

I urge you to also create a list of your lifetime boycotts. They’re fun and make you more interesting. I believe that you shouldn’t have to explain lifetime boycotts. However, you should always have a good reason to throw a lifetime boycott. Once a lifetime boycott has been declared, under no circumstances (save penalty of death) should the boycott be revoked.

Boycott!

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Last Monday, I spilled beer on my keyboard and received the Dishwasher advice from two very tech-savvy people.

Today, I can report that not only will the keyboard come out clean, but it will probably work once it dries completely. Every key on the keyboard works and feels just right – the Caps Lock light even works! This ‘hack’ is not for the weakhearted, and I would probably avoid putting a $100+ keyboard in the dishwasher. But if you don’t have any other options, it’s a pretty good bet.

Exactly what I did:

  • disconnected my USB keyboard from my computer
  • dumped out the spilled beverage
  • placed keyboard in dishwasher (normal cycle)
  • added soap to the reservoir (I used Electrasol)
  • closed the dishwasher and turned it on
  • I was advised to AVOID USING the heated dry cycle – 20 minutes too late
  • removed keyboard from dishwasher once the cycle was complete
  • popped ALL the keys off to allow the keyboard to completely dry (either draw, write down where the keys go, or take a picture so you can put ‘em all back in the right place)
  • leaned my keyboard vertically against a wall and allowed it to dry for 5 days
  • replaced all the keys, plugged the keyboard back in and tested every key to make sure it worked

I had to live without a keyboard for FIVE days and it wasn’t easy. Typing consisted of double-clicking the Roman character set in OS X’s Character Palette – letter by letter. Not easy, especially since there is no Enter Key or Space. So, I got creative with right-click menus and Copy/Paste.

Right now, I can hear geek-owned dishwashers across the land powering up.

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Goodnight Moon

May 25, 2005

You idiot! Don’t you know that a crescent moon seen in the early hours of darkness should be drawn as a waxing crescent?!?!
Apparently, children’s books are loaded with incorrect pictures of the Moon.

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Virtual Human Browser

May 24, 2005

Educational, disturbing, AND geeky.
via del.icio.us/tag/cool

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I Put My Keyboard in the Dishwasher

May 24, 2005

We had a party last night, you might have heard about it.
I was not drunk, but I still managed to spill a beer (Corona) on my pretty, transparent USB Mac keyboard.
I immediately unplugged it, blotted the beer, and turned the keyboard upside down. I was shocked by how thirsty a keyboard can be. I daresay [...]

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The OS X Dictionary App

May 14, 2005

This thing looks like it has a sense of humor. Can anyone confirm that this is the actual entry for blog in the New Oxford American Dictionary, 2nd Edition?
blog |bläg| noun a weblog : blogs run by twenty-something Americans with at least an unhealthy interest in computers.
verb ( blogged, blogging) [ intrans. ] add new [...]

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The Uncyclopedia

May 8, 2005

I have not yet even begun to plumb the depths of this too good to be true site.
Notable items include:

A definitive list of Pitied Fools
The GI Joe – Transformers War
Time Travel and famous Time Travelers
Prepare to surrender hours of your life to The Uncyclopedia.

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Atari Cartridge USB Thumb Drives

May 8, 2005

From the Why Didn’t I Think of That Department comes these two retro USB thumb drives.
Retro Flash Drive by Brendan Dawes.
And another that uses a reprinted Pac-man label

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Tilt Your Powerbook

May 5, 2005

You’ve probably know about the Apple Powerbook tilt trick, but I learned some big geek lessons when I was forced to investigate the Powerbook Tilt for the sake of Television. What follows has not been edited, so apologies in advance for any rambling.
Anyway, Apple Powerbooks have a built in Sudden Motion Sensor that detects when [...]

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Useless Automator Scripts

May 4, 2005

I’ve found lots of great FREE music at The Hype Machine. Like this gem called Cinnamon.
And, in what I’m sure will be a long string of useless OS X Tiger Automator Scripts, I present the HypeMachineEater.
HypeMachineEater downloads (to a folder of your choosing) every MP3 linked to from the front page of The Hype Machine. [...]

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